I’ve made one of these lame-ass videos every year since 2012. They’ve become a yearly tradition that my girlfriend and I are very much endeared to. Every year we make one with friends and family, carving up pumpkins, roasting the seeds in the oven, and then settling down to watch a scary movie. This year we watched The Thing on account of no one having seen it (which I was frankly appalled by).
Halloween means more to me than my birthday, I think. I want to merge the occasions.
I might also have to put the other six years of videos up on YouTube at some point to give them their baby-faced context. Before that cursed moment arrives, here’s 2018’s.